when you start to miss me, remember you let me go...

Alright, so today I answered the door(cuz it rang) and our mail guy Mike was standing there with a package. While I was signing for it, he says "So how's my miniature fan club doing in Virginia?" to which I replied, "They're doing well." "Well you tell 'em that their friend Mike the UPS guy says Hi. I still miss them down at the end of the driveway waiting for me."

shelley

They were glued together, body and soul...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my favourite! Dirk is 35 today and none too happy about it. But, I am forever grateful that God allowed me (11 1/2 yrs ago) to be his helpmeet. I love him more today than ever before. He is an amazing Dad and loving husband. I dont know how he does all that he does but I am daily reminded of how blessed our family is to have him. Happy birthday, dearest. I love you. Oh, and the STEELERS making it to the SuperBowl is better than any present I can give him!

hm....

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
But that’s just perfect for an amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I’m milkin’ cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows... fool
And I’ve been milkin’ and plowin’ so long that
Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I’m a man of the land, I’m into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
I’ve churned butter once or twice
Living in an amish paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice
Living in an amish paradise
We sell quilts at a discount price
Living in an amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don’t care, in fact I wish him well
’cause I’ll be laughing my head off when he’s burning in hell
But I ain’t never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An amish with a ’tude?
You know that’s unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree
I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, you’ll be bored to tears
We haven’t even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain’t really quaint, so please don’t point and stare
We’re just technologically impaired

There’s no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like robinson caruso
It’s as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
We’re just plain and simple guys
Living in an amish paradise
There’s no time for sin and vice
Living in an amish paradise
We don’t fight, we all play nice
Living in an amish paradise

Hitchin’ up the buggy, churnin’ lots of butter
Raised a barn on monday, soon I’ll raise anutter
Think you’re really righteous?
Think you’re pure in heart?
Well, I know I’m a million time as humble as thou art
I’m the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin’ points for the afterlife
So don’t be vain and don’t be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
We’re all crazy mennonites
Living in an amish paradise
There’s no cops or traffic lights
Living in an amish paradise
But you’d probably think it bites
Living in an amish paradise

Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch!

From John Caleb with love...

conversation with Dad and 'little Caleb' ;-)

Caleb: Dad, how many Bond movies won Oscars?
Dad: ....None. They're not that kind of movie.
Caleb: BUT THEY WERE SO GOOD!!

no knowledge is too much to bear in the end

Conversation today in the SlaughterHouse:

Molly: Mom, what does it mean to have a sense of humor?
Kristen: What do you think it means?
M: To really know a lot about life and stuff?
K: Well, mostly it means that if someone has a good sense of humor, they laugh a lot, and make
others laugh and have a good time.
M: Do they tell silly jokes and love to hear jokes?
K: Yes, usually they do.
M: Then I guess Papa has the best sense of humor I've ever heard of!

Out of the mouth of babes...

it comes down to the art of living on

here are the slaughters, about to check out their new house for the first time!










kristen is trying to figure out how to work that fireplace into her elaborate decorating plan.










the kids were very excited, but henry still wants to know when we're going to virginia.










carrie headed right for the stairs.










big caleb came over too, to give kristen some advice about coordinating kitchen colors.











kristen had those poor kids cleaning as soon as the truck was unloaded.











happy to have a new house!

how many roads have i traveled....

well, here are the promised pictures of our trip to virginia.

the kids colored and watched dvds, and carrie read books like a good little baby.































we were very happy to get out and stretch our legs every three hours.










and when we got back in the car, the kids fell asleep. see how cute they are?




















one time, kris and i got very bored. i decided to be dangerous and reach over and take our picture while we were going 75 mph through mountain highways. we like to be dangerous.











after three long days of driving, everyone was very happy to finally make it to annie's house in virginia!






















stay tuned for pictures of the slaughter's new house!