Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Hey babe, I'm your handy man

Question: How many tribal men does it take to install a dishwasher?
Answer: Three. One to do the installation, one to hold the flashlight and assist with tools, and one to hold up the kitchen.

9 comments:

Papa said...

Sam provided valuable assistance like...where did the box-end wrench go...who moved the phillips...flashlight, what flashlight? At one time Sam was ON TOP of Dirk and Abby was on Dirk's legs. They made the whole job run more smoothly....or not.

Anne said...

at our house, it only takes one tribal man... the plumber we (over)paid to do it.

Kristen said...

Man, Henry must not be helping enough. We'll have to work on that.

Papa said...

Well, I wouldn't call me strong, but the Mrs certainly does like me to put on tee shirts with the sleeves cut off and then walk around the house all sweaty. She says she gets weak in the knees.

Anonymous said...

Really, dear, you shouldn't reveal things like this....

Anonymous said...

um, then i'm sure it was just the meds or a temporary lapse in judgment that she throws those nasty t-shirts away when you're TDY?

Anonymous said...

great, now he knows. good goin'!

Papa said...

Anonymous Papa says: The good thing is there even though there is a shortage of gas, there is never a shortage of tee shirts. And, I have scissors.

Anonymous said...

yeah, well only because i buy them in bulk! (scissors, not T-shirts)