Mine needs no introduction with big SAT words. This is just plainly and honestly and humbly why I'm better than everyone in this house. Here's to me.
>Dad only spanked me 1 time in my life, and it was because Mom forced him.
>I don't remember Mom ever spanking me. Ever. (Can Kristen claim this one?)
>I cheerfully, willingly, and on my own initiative, organized "clean the whole house days" and forced the younger children to participate. Usually at 6am on a Saturday.
>I raised 5 of my parents' children while Mom was on bedrest for something like 7 years, starting when I was 11 years old.
>I am the baker of the famous Warren bread, and most of the famous Warren cookies. I will make you some if you vote for me.
>I was doing all of the monthly commissary shopping when I was 16 years old.
>I was their only homeschooled child to go through the Algebra 2 book 3 times, all unsuccessfully. Wait, nevermind.
>I was their first child to play live music in the house. (other than Trust and Obey, Kris)
>In my 10th-12th grades, I didn't do one bit of schoolwork. Because I was too busy teaching the other kids. Who else would so selflessly sacrifice their education for the good of siblings?
>I'm sick in the brain. Your vote for me will keep me alive.
>I will probably be the last child to leave home. (Ask the other kids...they'll tell you it's true.) How's that for dedication?
>Because of me, my whole family has gained an infinite amount of knowledge about the human body (specifically the nervous system) and medicine in general.
>I have been stopped on the street and asked, "Are you John and Cathi Warren's daughter??!"
Aside from the Christmas stockings and the Inheritance, I claim: the sower statue, all pictures, all Air Force memorabilia, and the library. I also swear to hand over half of my Inheritance to Trish, because I'm the nicest of us all.
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great. that little "Trish" bit might have us all goin down.
I vote for CJ... c'mon she's dishing out cookies. I also see CJ's loyal service to her family, she works so hard to keep the order. If not the Inheritance, someone should at least send her on a vacation sometime, she deserves it. (will that get me more cookies CJ?)
any kind of cookies you want, Cody! And season 3 of the Office!
Just out of curiosity, where IS that algebra 2 book?
(Oh, and about the commissary...THAT one is true.)
I might vote for you if give me some more flexoril and maybe some morphine.
dang it.
Not that my vote counts that much, but although I was leaning toward Kristen because well, she's commented on my blog several times and I really like big SAT words even though I don't understand them most of the time and have to look them up - sorry for the run-on sentence - but CJ has my name. It's hard to compete with that.
I'm not so little anymore, Aubrey...sigh. I think CJ should get it because she let me "play aminal" with her and didn't cry too hard when I dumped her on her head. (oops, did I never tell you that Cathi and John??) And she always laughed when I read Socks on Fox to her as fast as I could.
Since CJ taught me to bake the famous bread last weekend ... I'm kind of leaning in her direction. Assuming I get a vote. Do I get a vote and an in-law (out-law)?
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