A hush falls over the crowd. There is no noise left in the building, except for the occasional sound of the stirring trees on the back porch. Then a loud voice..."This is it, the moment you've all been waiting for", and everybody's eyes search the darkness. And then once again the booming voice makes one last statement and disperse,"Bethany is posting!!!!"
And the crowd goes wild with amazement and disbelief. They are jumping out of their seats, trying to be the closest one. They are knocking each other over just to be first.
And then all at once....she appears!
"Goooooood morning ladies and gentlemen, and what a fine morning it is. Especial in the warren household, where nothing is out of the ordinary or un-normal. Ok, I lied. But still, things over here are running rather smoothly. This is our third school day of this year, and we are all pretty excited! (except for Henry in the back corner who wants Wes' toy).
"I trust all of you lovely folks are having an amazing morning also. And that nothing wild or crazy is going on in your homes.
"And now, my beloved fans, it is time for me to depart. Farewell. I wish you the best of days today (unless you want to save your best day for tomorrow, and that's fine too). I leave you now in a state of solitude so that you may see my true convictions about ending this post. Goodbye."
---Bethany
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8 comments:
i hope your spelling skills (or lack thereof) do not create a negative opinion about any other homes[k]ooling family.
-dok
i've tried to teach her for years....i've heard her ask me for help to spell--and i quote:"how do you spell maybe?"--she had written it mabey:-P--and "how do you spell dude?"
-suzinanna(shelley)
Mom, don't let this post make you feel like a failure :-)
Oh dear. The Matriarch is genuinely distressed at the state of the rough draft here posted. She might have to request advance notification of further posts so as to have an antacid already on board :-)
Well, cinse I was TDY so much, I wan't around to help with speeling. I pride myself, personalley speeking, on my eeze with the rittin wurd.
i don't know what you guys are talking about, it looks fine to me now...lol
---me
Shane, that's spelunking.
I can "speel" and I can "spelunk" but I can't do both at the same time.
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